The Monkey is a Nazi!

So I decided that I hear some really random sentences that, out of context, are some of the most bizarre things ever to be spoken. I will add them here occasionally, and I’m sure some will be more of the ya-had-to-be-there sort (Kudos if you were!) but all should be bizarrely funny.

* “The Monkey is a Nazi!”

* “If you were human, would that bug you?” (As opposed to when I’m not?)

* “I dropped some potato salad in the dirt, and …..it looked like, ya know, potato salad covered in dirt.”

* “But he is a nice fork monster!”

* “Why are we watching Home Alone in Spanish again?”

* “Automatic Toilet Flushing?  Whoa, we are goin’ fancy here.”

* “I need to grope my wife!”